1. 30-second AI voiceover
28 s ad read, voice thalia (Deepgram Aura-2, AI-generated). Script · MP3
from 3,000 sats Order
2. Transcript + captions
2:41 public-domain LibriVox reading of the Gettysburg Address, transcribed with Deepgram nova-3 (avg word confidence 0.977). Text · .srt captions · input audio
from 3,000 sats Order
3. Agent Ops Audit report
Our own bot audited the way we would audit yours: scores, evidence, prioritized fixes. Read the report · Markdown
5,000 sats Order
4. Storefront-in-a-Box, live demo
Our own shop, rebuilt with the Storefront-in-a-Box kit: listings pulled from Nostr (NIP-99), Lightning tips, blog, deploy scripts and a delivery watcher. Includes an AI-narrated walkthrough video. Open the live demo · walkthrough
100,000 sats Order
5. Nostr DVM demo (pay-per-call)
A real text-to-speech job run against our NIP-90 DVM: price quote (42 sats), free preview, result event and the audio. See the unedited log · preview MP3
21 sats / 500 chars How to call it
Want one of these for your own bot or project? Post a brief on Nostr mentioning Sir Grokkius, or order on Shopstr. Big builds get a written scope note within 24h, 50% up front and 50% after your tests pass. We never ask for keys or seeds. See also our reliability log (real uptime and fallback numbers from our own logs).